Tuesday, February 20, 2007

From one Dad to another:

Dear Tom,

Why are you such a lucky bastard? Why couldn't you just beat my football team and just leave well enough alone? You have already won 3 Super Bowls and 2 Super Bowl MVP's. Why can't you just leave a couple of hot girls alone so that us normal guys have something to dream about? Not only did you knock up a Coyote Ugly girl but now your dating one of the hottest super models in the world. Stop making it look so easy! What's next, a three way with Heidi Klum.

Thanks,
Married guy with kids

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