Mid-Morning Roundup

Chicks + Sports Blogging = Sports by Brooks. Read a good interview here. (The Big Picture)

A-Rod finally doing what he should have been doing all along (winning games). (SI)

Jen Sterger and Kurt Vonnegut both don't know sports, but have worked with Sports Illustrated. (Sports by Brooks)

Here's something new, College Football players actually being kicked off the team for doing something wrong. (EDSBS)

Pacman is really sorry, so sorry that he's taking out a full page ad to let people know. (ESPN)

Oden ready to get his game on. Conley and Cook not so much. (The Big Lead)

Do you like Italian? The Offside WAG of the week is a winner in my book. (The Offside)

Mid-Morning Roundup

Greg Oden deserves to party with hot white girls after last night's last minute swat. (The Big Lead)

Tubby Smith is going where? Minnesota is an upgrade? (Rumors and Rants)

Koby is still on a tear and apparently wants the ball. (Signal to Noise)

Joey Porter gets thrown like a little girl. (Sports by Brooks)

Nothing like the WAG of the WEEK to really research European culture. (The Offside)

Beer or Birth Control? You might want to splurge on protection. (AP)

Mid-Morning Roundup

David Carr gets shafted by the man, better known as the Texans head office. (Signal to Noise)

Suzy Kolber vs. Rachel Nichols. Who you got? (The Big Picture)

Tom Brady isn't batting 1000 anymore. (The Big Lead)

Falling asleep at a stop light when you have been drinking is never a good thing. (Deadspin)

If you have seen the movie '300' then you might want to enter this contest. (Bodog)

Is Kobe trying to pedal some 'Nike' to Durant? (LA Times)

A-Rod getting ready for the opt-out portion of his contract and maybe a new friend to have sleep-overs with. (NY Times)

Raiders sign the other Booty to play QB. I'm sure they will be looking at Jeff George again later this month.

Carmen Electra might be a lesbian? I wish it was with someone hotter, maybe like Sienna Miller. (Starpulse)

Late-Morning Roundup

Hey, if Jeff Garcia wants to parade around like he's straight I can respect that, but don't steal a playmate from Hef. (The Hater Nation)

All the other GM's want to be like Mike. (Signal to Noise)

North Carolina just love their basketball team. (Awful Announcing)

"Little Ronaldo" celebrates his birthday today. (The Offside)

George Foreman becomes a judge. It's not an eating contest, is it? (AP)

Scarlett Johansson likes the elderly. What the hell is she thinking? (People)

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Pam Oliver vs. Stacey Dales. Who you got? (The Big Picture)

Tim Floyd gets a second chance and a team that doesn't suck. (Extrapolater)

Trouble finds those that can't keep their hands to themselves. Especially roid-rage NFL freaks. (The Big Lead)

Hooligan disguised as a Soccer Dad leaves his mark, an umbrella spoke. (Herald Sun via The Offside)

Where is Quentin Jammer when you need pass interference explained? (Signal to Noise)

Better get the shots and stripper pole ready for the new winner because we know what that contest does to innocent girls. (AP)

Mid-Afternoon Roundup - St. Patty's Edition

It was a great weekend filled with Guinness and NCAA Basketball. I haven't been posting much because I have been busy at work and the tournament is on. Multi-tasking when you have two active boys isn't the easiest thing to do. Anyway, here are a couple of quick links and thoughts for you to digest.

Betting is definitely not my forte. I'm taking place in an invite only Battle of the Blogs over at NBX Sportsbook and so far I'm only $21,000 in the hole. (NBX)


Joey Porter just got paid and is handing out beat-downs. (The Big Lead)

The love-feast for Kobe continues... (Union Tribune)

Jerramy Stevens enters my list of top 10 guys not to live next to at #1. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)

Keeper vs. Keeper and you just got bounced. (The Offside)

Little brother got the hook up and didn't even have to dance. (People)

Mid-Morning Roundup

Duke gets beat by VCU and help to make my life much happier. (Clubber Lang's Basement)

Tank Johnson gets 120 days in jail. I'm sure he's planning on celebrating with some uzzies when he gets out. (Chicago Bears)

The 4 vs 5 match-up isn't an easy one. It really comes down to what you like more, Blonde or Brunette? (The Big Picture)

Lakers lose their seventh in a row. Hey Zen master, have you heard of teaching some defense? (LA Times)

Eagles get the last white receiver left in free agency. (ESPN)

Oprah battles Leno for Posh Spice. Damn she's hot, Oprah of course. (Pink Football)

Carmen would rather stay home with me than go out with you. (People)

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Jenn Sterger doesn't care what she ends up doing for a living. Why not become the nanny for my kids? (The Big Picture)

Which % of the country will see which games? It's not looking to good for you if you want to watch the Nevada-Creighton game. (USA Today)

Suns beat the Mavs in double-OT. Steve Nash just won his third MVP. (SI)

Pete Rose is a douche-bag who bet on his team 'every day'. (The Big Lead)

Raiders impressed with JaMarcus Russell, and so are the all-you-can eat buffets. (2theadvocate)

Gary Matthews Jr. didn't use HGH, he just waited 16 days to say so. (Babes Love Baseball)

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Lance Briggs is not a baby, he just needs a hug and some more money. (AOL Sports)

Niagara earn the right to get blown out by Kansas. (March Madness Time)

Europe's finest can't handle the red devils, but who can? (Fox Sports)

Those kindergarten kids are back to calculate the world soccer rankings. (FIFA)

I hate it when Unicorns take over at the wheel. They never seem to be able to handle u-turns. (AP)

I like the idea of cricket now, but only because you really showed me how to play the game. (Sports by Brooks)

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Quitting is never an option for Norv Turner (just sucking as a head coach I guess). (Union Tribune)

Who you got? Fill out your New York Legends bracket. (NY Post)

Yo Adrian! I'm starting to get a little flabby, I need some more HGH. I think I try to smuggle some through Australia. (The Big Lead)

The Mob won't be happy, Stardust gets imploded. (AP)

Nobody can tell Tapia what to do. If he want to go party, he'll party. If he wants to overdose on Cocaine, he'll overdose on Cocaine. (Sports Illustrated)

Manchester United play Europe XI today. I have prayed to the soccer gods to make sure that none of my red devils will get jacked up. (Manchester United)

All hands on deck. Disney sues Porn firm for making new comic version of Pirates of the Caribbean where clothes are optional, and so are three-ways. (US Magazine)

Mid-Morning Roundup

Charger fans have a new reason to jump on the bandwagon. (Union Tribune)

When 6 games under .500 is a good thing. East Coast NBA Basketball just sucks. (Awful Announcing)

Chris Simon only gets a 25 game suspension for being part of the NHL mafia. (Bleatings From a Caps Nut)

The Head Butt King has turned down playing with the European All-stars against my boys, Manchester United. Now that's an All-Star Team. (The Offsides)

The hot chick from the MTV show "Laguna Beach", Kristin Cavallari got branded by her boyfriend. What's next a barcode across the back of her neck? (NY Post)

Morning Roundup - Ginger Kids, Baby Daddies and Fergie's Thong

Ginger Kid vs Sam Ryan over at The Big Picture. Who you got? (The Big Picture)

Carmelo a baby-daddy now. I wonder if George Karl will let La La and Kiyan hang out on the bench? (Rumors and Rants)

Kobe thinking with his "Rational Brain", or so he says. (LA Times)

Hey ladies, line up in front of the Patriots training facility and maybe Tom Brady might hook you up too. (The Big Lead)

Bollywood chicks are hot, just ask Peyton. (Sports by Brooks)

The skinny Ronaldo opens extension talks with Man United. You better pay the man. (BBC Sports)

Fergie does have a butta face, but damn she looks good from behind. (via The Big Lead)

Roundup

Chargers GM , A.J. Smith, is better than your GM, or so Forbes thinks. (Union Tribune)

Beckham injury could have been worse, just ask the Clippers Shaun Livingston (LA Times)

Pam Oliver vs. Heather Cox, Who you got? (The Big Picture)

Jenna Jamison overworked? I thought she was married, she wouldn't sleep around would she? (Sports by Brooks)

Peyton Manning skit on Saturday Night Live. My only change would be to add Jeff Saturday as the guy who shows up out of no where to take out Vanderjagt. (The Big Lead)