Why didn't I DVR "
Dancing with the Stars" last night? Oh, that's right, because I still have my balls attached. Although some of the girls on the show are hot, I just can't seem to muster up the strength to sit through
stars ex-stars trying to revive their careers by learning how to dance on national TV. It's a popularity contest anyway. For some reason there always seems to be an athlete that does well in the competition though.
Jerry Rice did well the first season and
Emmitt Smith won last season. This season has
Laila Ali, Clyde Drexler and Apolo Anton Ohno all competing for a chance to be in the spotlight again for 15 minutes. Laila will never get as much attention as her father, Clyde was unlucky enough to have played during the Jordan era and is an afterthought of many and Ohno (
who?) ice skates for a living. Look guys, if you really want to be in a reality competition, then take Clyde's approach and go on "
Pros vs. Joes". You might actually do something your good at rather than look stupid trying to do the Waltz with a tux on.
I guess I understand their logic behind being on the show, but I'm gonna hate having to hear about how good "
Clyde the Glide" did on his Samba routine. It's just wrong! I guess if your really hard up and there is nothing else on TV you can give it a shot. I myself would rather watch the same episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants over and over again with my kids.
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