Another White Receiver Gets Signed

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White Wide Receivers are all the rage this off season. You should definitely get one. They're going like hotcakes. The most recent to be signed is the speedy Wes Welker. There aren't many left so you better act now. Here is the rest of today's activities:

Wes Welker: (WR) - Traded to New England from Miami - (Miami gets 2 and 7 round picks)



Thomas Jones: (RB) - Traded to NY Jets from Chicago - (Chicago gets Early 2nd round pick)



Patrick Kerney: (DE) - Signed by Seattle - (6 yrs 39.5 MILLION)



Brad Johnson: (QB) - Signed by Dallas - (3 yrs $$$$ MILLION)



Travis Henry: (RB) - Signed by Denver - (5 yrs $$$$ MILLION)

Are You A Free Agent? Want To Get Paid? Well Come On Down!

Are You A Free Agent? Want To Get Paid? Well Come On Down!

One of the reasons I like the NFL so much is free agency. It might suck for some players because they have to worry about signing contracts all the time but who cares. This just in, YOU MAKE MILLIONS, STOP CRYING. Anyway, here is the run down on who got paid and who's still waiting:

Signed

Nate Clemens: (CB) - Signed by San Francisco - (8 yrs 80 MILLION)

Leonard Davis: (OT) - Signed by Dallas - (7 yrs 49.6 MILLION)


Eric Steinbach: (OG) - Signed by Cleveland - (7 yrs 49.5 MILLION)


Dewayne White: (DE) - Signed by Detroit - (5 yrs 29 MILLION)

Ahman Green: (RB) - Signed by Houston - (4 yrs 23 MILLION)



Drew Bennett: (WR) - Signed by St. Louis - (6 yrs 30 MILLION)


London Fletcher: (LB) - Signed by Washington - (5 yrs 25 MILLION)

Jeff Garcia: (QB) - Signed by Tampa Bay - (2 yrs 10 MILLION)


Ashlie Lelie: (WR) - Signed by San Francisco - (2 yrs 4.3 MILLION)


Adalius Thomas: (LB) - Signed by New England - ($$$ Coming Soon)


Michael Lewis: (SS) - Signed by San Francisco - ($$$ Coming Soon)



Fred Smoot: (CB) - Signed by Washington - ($$$ Coming Soon)




Extensions

Andre Johnson: (WR) - Re-Signed by Houston - (6 yrs 60 MILLION)

Kris Dielman: (OG) - Re-signed by San Diego - (6 yrs 39 MILLION)


Fred Taylor: (RB) - Re-Signed by Jacksonville - (4 yrs 23 MILLION)



Traded

Dre Bly: (CB) - Signed by Denver - (Traded for Tatum Bell, George Foster and 5th round draft pick)


Dan Wilkinson: (DT) - (Traded for 7th round draft pick)




Waiting

Corey Dillon: (RB) -
Joey Porter: (LB) -
Joe Horn: (WR) -
Wes Welker: (WR) -

This list took a while to gather so I'll comment in the morning.

NFL TALK and Jennifer Love Hewitt

I think I'm experiencing some paranormal behavior Jennifer. Please come to my house as soon as possible with little to nothing on and we can get rid of these ghosts in my pants. thank you. Now some NFL TALK:

Steelers cut Porter (Valley Independent) - It was only a matter of time before Pittsburgh was going to get rid of him and his dogs.

Bly to Denver for Tatum Bell (USA Today) - That's one nice secondary you got!

Parcells rejoins ESPN (ESPN) - Tuna back in the mix. Maybe he'll light some people up now that he isn't coaching.

Jags Taylor signs extension (Orlando Sentinel) - Fragile Freddy gets some money and gets to watch Maurice Jones-Drew steal his carries.

Neal highest paid fullback - (Union Tribune) - The human battering ram gets paid to run over oncoming traffic and pick up LT's kids from school.