Quitting is never an option for Norv Turner (just sucking as a head coach I guess). (Union Tribune)
Who you got? Fill out your New York Legends bracket. (NY Post)
Yo Adrian! I'm starting to get a little flabby, I need some more HGH. I think I try to smuggle some through Australia. (The Big Lead)
The Mob won't be happy, Stardust gets imploded. (AP)
Nobody can tell Tapia what to do. If he want to go party, he'll party. If he wants to overdose on Cocaine, he'll overdose on Cocaine. (Sports Illustrated)
Manchester United play Europe XI today. I have prayed to the soccer gods to make sure that none of my red devils will get jacked up. (Manchester United)
All hands on deck. Disney sues Porn firm for making new comic version of Pirates of the Caribbean where clothes are optional, and so are three-ways. (US Magazine)
2 comments:
Don't worry, I can't see many first team Man U, players playing for very long tonight.
I hate Norv.
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