Dirk Diggler's illegitimate brother Jake Plummer has decided to retire instead of being traded to the Tampa Bay Bucs. Plummer says that he would rather retire then go to a similar situation like the one he was in at Denver (competing for the starting QB job). I think he has finally decided to follow his true calling and become a Pornstar. This was the perfect opportunity for him to make it look like it was the Broncos fault. Jake the Snake just needs to start making some movies and he'll be back to normal. Let's be honest, he never was any good at being an NFL QB. What he was good at was the bootleg, which is what he'll be selling out of his car for $14.99 a pop (starring Jake the Snake in "Ball-Sacked").
Jake rather retire (Denver Post)
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He seems like the perfect Raider.
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