Hey OJ, Did You Use A Glove This Time?

Now OJ Simpson is claiming that he might be the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Page Six of the NY Post has this to say:

ADD O.J. Simpson's name to the list of Anna Nicole Smith conquests. When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee "said he was throwing his hat into the ring," Norm Pardo told Page Six. Pardo is the videographer who amassed 70 hours of footage of Simpson from 2000 to 2005. "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father." Simpson and Smith were castmates in "Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult" (1994), and Anna Nicole was certainly O.J.'s type. His murdered wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, was also blond and busty. Simpson, who often visits the Bahamas, also joked to Pardo, "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself." Goldman - the father of Ron Goldman, who was killed with Nicole - has been the most relentless in pursuing damages over the murders in civil court after Simpson was acquitted on criminal charges.

Who didn't Anna Nicole Smith bang? It seems like every guy that she has ever met has some how managed to hit that. OJ is just the next in a long, very long line of guys who will say that the child is theirs. I'm betting the next will be David Hasselhoff. Who you got?


Guess who else doinked Anna Nicole? (Our Book of Scrap)
OJ A Smith Dad Candidate (NY Post)