Why didn't I DVR "
Dancing with the Stars" last night? Oh, that's right, because I still have my balls attached. Although some of the girls on the show are hot, I just can't seem to muster up the strength to sit through
stars ex-stars trying to revive their careers by learning how to dance on national TV. It's a popularity contest anyway. For some reason there always seems to be an athlete that does well in the competition though.
Jerry Rice did well the first season and
Emmitt Smith won last season. This season has
Laila Ali, Clyde Drexler and Apolo Anton Ohno all competing for a chance to be in the spotlight again for 15 minutes. Laila will never get as much attention as her father, Clyde was unlucky enough to have played during the Jordan era and is an afterthought of many and Ohno (
who?) ice skates for a living. Look guys, if you really want to be in a reality competition, then take Clyde's approach and go on "
Pros vs. Joes". You might actually do something your good at rather than look stupid trying to do the Waltz with a tux on.
I guess I understand their logic behind being on the show, but I'm gonna hate having to hear about how good "
Clyde the Glide" did on his Samba routine. It's just wrong! I guess if your really hard up and there is nothing else on TV you can give it a shot. I myself would rather watch the same episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants over and over again with my kids.
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man, i was in the Seattle Times sports department last night, and local Apolo Ohno was on, and people huddled around the TV.
I was ready to bust out a Tim Hardaway joke, but thought better of it.
still, who watches that shit?
I would only watch just to see if Heather's leg actually falls off. I'd be laughing my ass off at it.
Apolo is certainly a good dancer, but he is also a professional athlete (like Laila) so I would expect them to excel in a physical competition. Also, Joey Fatone is a professional dancer so he has an advantage as well. My personal favorite dance team is Ian and Cheryl. They have so much personality and give each dance 100% effort. Ian is not a professional dancer or athlete, but yet he has all the talent of the rest of them -- last week he received six straight "9s" from the judges. I hope he surprises everyone by giving his best performances in the next two weeks and capturing the trophy. If you like Ian and Cheryl, please do your part to vote for them on Monday -- vote 4 times for each phone number and 4 times online. If you like Ian and Cheryl, please do your part to vote for them on Monday -- vote 4 times for each phone number and 4 times online. Also, Ian has really cool videos on his websites at www.IanZiering.com and www.MySpace.com/OfficialIZ and there you can sign up to receive his fun email blasts.
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