How Tom Brady Got His Groove Back

What a off-season for Tom Brady. First he finds out that he might be having 2 kids with 2 different "extremely hot" women, and then he finds out that he will actually have real receivers to throw the ball to when the NFL season starts again. The Patriots are definitely winning Free Agency right now and no one should be happier than "Mr. Tuck Rule" himself. Last year he had a bug-eyed freak as his #1 and now he has Stallworth, Welker and Kyle Brady. These guys are real targets that can actually catch the ball.


You might want to lock up the Daddy-to-be early for your upcoming Fantasy squad. If Stallworth can stay healthy he might have a career year also. I know Brady likes to spread things around (especially his man juice), but I think with a real big play threat like Stallworth Brady will chuck it his way more times than you think. I think the AFC East is in trouble along with most of the NFL. Being a Raider fan I loath Brady and can't wait till some Defensive End take his head off, but we all know that will never happen as he has been anointed the "Golden Child". If they trade for Moss then I'll be convinced the NFL is rigged.

A quick Raider note: Maybe we can sign some more RB's (Jordan, Rhodes, Griffith, Fargas, etc...) or TE's (Anderson, Wakefield, Steward, etc...) as it looks like we don't have enough of them on the roster. Maybe we can trade some of our Offensive Line because we have so many Pro-Bowlers to choose from.

Pats continue spending (ESPN)

The Real Super Bowl MVP Signs With The Raiders

Everyone knows that Peyton Manning wasn't the MVP of the Super Bowl. It should have been Dominic Rhodes, who just signed a 2 year deal with the Raiders.

It's about time that we started getting some players in free agency. Now we just need to get an entirely new Offensive line, a Quarterback, some Receivers that actually want to play for the team and get rid of the Crypt Keeper and we'll be good. In a perfect world we would trade Porter to Indy for their entire Offensive Line. Trade Moss to Cincinnati for Carson Palmer. Trade Jordan to any team that has an actual running back and get Calvin Johnson #1 in the draft.

In other NFL Signing News:

Reuben Droughns was traded to the NY Giants for Tim Carter. Not sure what the Giants are thinking here. Droughns is garbage and has problems off the field. That's the best they could do? Good luck with all that.

NFL Signings Continued...

Joey Porter: (LB) - Signed by Miami - (5 yrs 32.5 MILLION)




Napoleon Harris: (LB) - Signed by Kansas City - (6 yrs $$$$$$ MILLION)




Jamal Lewis: (RB) - Signed by Cleveland - (1 yr 3.5 MILLION)




Patrick Ramsey: (QB) - Signed by Denver - (2 yrs 5 MILLION)




Daniel Graham: (TE) - Signed by Denver - (5 yrs 30 MILLION)




Luke Petitgout: (OT) - Signed by Tampa Bay - (3 yrs 15.5 MILLION)




and I have a new avatar...



...it's better than the gay ass Yahoo one I had before.

Another White Receiver Gets Signed

I was trying to find an image to use for this post on GOOGLE images and this is what I found:

caucasian + wide receiver

White Wide Receivers are all the rage this off season. You should definitely get one. They're going like hotcakes. The most recent to be signed is the speedy Wes Welker. There aren't many left so you better act now. Here is the rest of today's activities:

Wes Welker: (WR) - Traded to New England from Miami - (Miami gets 2 and 7 round picks)



Thomas Jones: (RB) - Traded to NY Jets from Chicago - (Chicago gets Early 2nd round pick)



Patrick Kerney: (DE) - Signed by Seattle - (6 yrs 39.5 MILLION)



Brad Johnson: (QB) - Signed by Dallas - (3 yrs $$$$ MILLION)



Travis Henry: (RB) - Signed by Denver - (5 yrs $$$$ MILLION)

Are You A Free Agent? Want To Get Paid? Well Come On Down!

Are You A Free Agent? Want To Get Paid? Well Come On Down!

One of the reasons I like the NFL so much is free agency. It might suck for some players because they have to worry about signing contracts all the time but who cares. This just in, YOU MAKE MILLIONS, STOP CRYING. Anyway, here is the run down on who got paid and who's still waiting:

Signed

Nate Clemens: (CB) - Signed by San Francisco - (8 yrs 80 MILLION)

Leonard Davis: (OT) - Signed by Dallas - (7 yrs 49.6 MILLION)


Eric Steinbach: (OG) - Signed by Cleveland - (7 yrs 49.5 MILLION)


Dewayne White: (DE) - Signed by Detroit - (5 yrs 29 MILLION)

Ahman Green: (RB) - Signed by Houston - (4 yrs 23 MILLION)



Drew Bennett: (WR) - Signed by St. Louis - (6 yrs 30 MILLION)


London Fletcher: (LB) - Signed by Washington - (5 yrs 25 MILLION)

Jeff Garcia: (QB) - Signed by Tampa Bay - (2 yrs 10 MILLION)


Ashlie Lelie: (WR) - Signed by San Francisco - (2 yrs 4.3 MILLION)


Adalius Thomas: (LB) - Signed by New England - ($$$ Coming Soon)


Michael Lewis: (SS) - Signed by San Francisco - ($$$ Coming Soon)



Fred Smoot: (CB) - Signed by Washington - ($$$ Coming Soon)




Extensions

Andre Johnson: (WR) - Re-Signed by Houston - (6 yrs 60 MILLION)

Kris Dielman: (OG) - Re-signed by San Diego - (6 yrs 39 MILLION)


Fred Taylor: (RB) - Re-Signed by Jacksonville - (4 yrs 23 MILLION)



Traded

Dre Bly: (CB) - Signed by Denver - (Traded for Tatum Bell, George Foster and 5th round draft pick)


Dan Wilkinson: (DT) - (Traded for 7th round draft pick)




Waiting

Corey Dillon: (RB) -
Joey Porter: (LB) -
Joe Horn: (WR) -
Wes Welker: (WR) -

This list took a while to gather so I'll comment in the morning.