Lance Briggs is not a baby, he just needs a hug and some more money. (AOL Sports)
Niagara earn the right to get blown out by Kansas. (March Madness Time)
Europe's finest can't handle the red devils, but who can? (Fox Sports)
Those kindergarten kids are back to calculate the world soccer rankings. (FIFA)
I hate it when Unicorns take over at the wheel. They never seem to be able to handle u-turns. (AP)
I like the idea of cricket now, but only because you really showed me how to play the game. (Sports by Brooks)
